Once upon a time there was a girl who decided to spend her evening finding out what her face shape is.
She's come across a website that was supposed to help her with that.
Yet she was unaware of what unhumanly hard choices she would have to face.
Q: Is your face longer than it is wide?
A: Well, it sort of can be both, can't it?
She was perplexed, but decided to carry on with the questions.
FOR YES
Q: By how much?
A: What's a little and a lot? Even a turtle can be big when put against an animal that's significantly smaller. And an elephant can be perceived as small when compared to the surface area of Asia.
JAWLINE SHAPE
A: But it doesn't make sense! It obviously depends on the kind of a beard I decide to wear each day.
She decided to go back to the first question and thought to herself: That's stupid. I don't want to know what my face shape is anymore.
THE END.
We'll see how it goes.
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